pau1y:

Me and my mom text

nowimthevillain:

octopus-ahoy:

octopus-ahoy:

so my sim’s a stylist and I got this request

um

HDASJFNJABA I WENT TO THE HOUSE AND THEN WHEN I ENTERED THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED

GUYS IM SO TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW OMG I DONT WANT TO PLAY SIMS EVER AGAIN

Slender dog

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

mistressofspace:

the best moment in literary history

icelvl:

*long heavy sigh at myself*

togifs:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

[via]

tinkervrisk:

physical education more like pointless embarrassment 

maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

glasslightss:

andrvw:

tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with

#incest #serial killers #sentence fragments

2460onetruepairing:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

sheepishwoes:

what the fuck did i just stumble across

what the fuck

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?!

lexiegrey:

Goodbye, Sweetie.